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Valentine’s <3

 Hola les gars ♥

Ouais j’ai mis un petit cœur dès le début parce que quand j’ai écrit l’article, c’était la Saint Valentin. (Comprendre donc par là que suite à des problèmes techniques, j’ai du retard dans la publication de l’article) (SORRY). Et donc, l’occasion pour moi de faire la même blague pourrie de meuf célibataire quand on me demande si je fais quelque chose pour la Saint Valentin. « Euh bah non je connais personne qui s’appelle Valentin… » PETIT RARE GRAS pour bien accentuer l’humour bien lourd de la meuf hein. Ouais non mais parce que les blagues pourries, vous, vous les avez seulement à l’écrit. Mais les gens qui me côtoient IRL, ils sont dépités je crois. Y a plusieurs cas de figure quand je fais des blagues de merde : 1/ Mes amis -> les plus respectueux vont faire semblant de pas avoir entendu / les plus téméraires vont me dire : «euh non là t’es allée trop loin, c’est pas drôle » 2/ Mes parents -> « Elle est drôle ma fille hein » OUI PUIS ELLE EST BELLE ET PUIS ELLE EST INTELLIGENTE MERCI PAPA MERCI MAMAN C’EST VOUS MES VALENTINS <3 (pardon ils habitent loin quelque fois j’ai des petites crises de manque comme ça) 3/ Le mec qui potentiellement veut m’offrir un dernier verre chez lui -> il va rire aux éclats en me resservant du vin en se disant qu’au moins quand je bois je ferme ma gueule, puis il va essayer de me trouver d’autres qualités que l’humour (du genre « oh elle a des beaux cheveux, un peu abîmés sur les pointes, mais ils sont beaux quand même » ou alors «elle a très bien assorti son vernis à ses chaussures, c’est une esthète » ou vraisemblablement, ce qui me semble plus proche de la vérité « Elle est bonne » ) (Voilà je suis encore partie trop loin) (Le retour des parenthèses foooolles)

Ca va vous sinon ? Ah oui j’ai oublié de vous dire un truc. Ca y’est j’ai trouvé un appartement. Oui Madame, oui Monsieur, à partir du moment où il y a quatre murs et une porte, c’est un appartement. Bref, j’ai dû revoir plein de critères à la baisse hein. Adieu mon parquet en pointes de Hongrie, mes moulures au plafond et mes cheminées. Y a un moment les gars, faut vivre avec son temps hein. 2017 c’est carrelage au sol, fenêtre PVC, hauteur sous plafond de 1m90 (c’est bien, ça réduit le champ des possibles sur Tinder -> critère obligatoire : moins de 1m90) (je déconne hein, je suis pas inscrite sur Tinder) (moi mes applis préférées c’est AlloResto, Deliveroo, Foodora…une passion pour le gras qui me comble de bonheur chaque jour. Alors oui, on dit souvent que le bonheur doit être partagé mais là sérieux les gars, je partage pas mon couscous… !)


Petit topo quand même sur ma tenue. Parce que là je me suis surpassée dans l’innovation. J’ai mis une montre pour décorer mon bras, genre de truc qui m’arrive bien trop rarement mais je trouvais ça assez chouette avec cette tenue. Vous pouvez en trouver des similaires, à plus ou moins gros budget, sur la plateforme en ligne Chrono24. J’ai ressorti mes boots Jeffrey Campbell que mes copines d’amour m’avaient offertes pour mon anniversaire. J’ai tenté de porter cette nouvelle chemise blanche qui est certainement le seul morceau de tissu blanc qu’il y a dans mon appartement (bon à part les torchons de cuisine hein). J’ai piqué un sac à Clémentine parce que je le trouve juste CA-NON. Bref, en ce moment, je tente des trucs.

BISOUS LES GARS ♥

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